I know that Tam will often post a little ditty when she announces her sojourn to her local Second Amendment and beef jerky exhibition.
I'm no where near that creative.
Suffice it to say, I'm just headed out in order to look around. It does not help me much that I'm broke and I won't be taking much cash with me. It also does not help that I'm in a major market thus there will not be all that many deals for me to find.
If I'm lucky, I'll come home with some new hearing and eye protection. Maybe I'll even pick up a holster and a few slings. Normally I come home with bupkiss, but that's often because I don't have any play money at all.
I'll keep you posted.